Shhhhh, I'm Celebrating YOU

I'm starting to write down stand-up material.
So far, these are the subjects I've written about:

• If girls can talk about their periods, then guys can talk about their...you know. 
• If Jose is going to risk his life to come to America for less than minimum wage, then I think we could allow him to mow a few lawns. Right?
• Girls with butterfaces. You know what I'm talking about. "Everything about her is hot...butterface."
• A girl with a nice butt is like a car with heated seats: it's a nice feature, but you'd be okay without it.
• How every single white guy is screwed if his girl leaves him for a black guy.
• How Boy Scouts turns all their members gay and how I got out just in time. The only damage it left me with is a love of musicals.
• How the band and JROTC kids GET MORE TAIL THAN ME!

Hopefully, I'll be able to piece together a set and find a place where I can try it out.
It'd be cool if ya'll would give some feedback about any stand-up bits I post on here in the future.
My black conclusion: Keep it tight, brah.
My white conclusion: Gee golly gosh, I hope you come back to read again!