This is the List of Black Girls I'm Attracted to:

It's been a week since my last post on here. 

You know what? I've learned some stuff in that week.

I've learned how to smile even when I should be pissed off. 

See, me and this girl had been talking for a while and I told her "I love you" and she said it back and it was special because she's the first girl I ever said that to. 

So, after a few months of endless texts, countless Skype conversations, and me being late to my class from walking with her in the halls, she decides to just quit talking to me. 

Now, I know I said nothing wrong because everything I said to her was thought-through and heartfelt.

About a week ago, I try talking to her in the bus area (something her and I usually did) and she said a few things and I said a few things. Casual conversation. Nothing out of the ordinary. I actually thought everything was going to get back to the way it was. 

"Hey, Cody, it's all gonna get better. She's talking to you and you've got a v-neck on (she likes those) and it looks like everything is going to be fixed. Good job, buddy." said my naive mind.

She left me and went to go talk to a guy who was only three feet behind me. 

"**** you.", I said in reply to my mind.

Her and  the guy have been talking ever since. 

Most people would get upset over that and not let it go for a long time. 

That's all fine and dandy if you're a woman.

Most guys would've went on some sexual rampage to prove he's better off without the girl.

I, however, made a joke about an experience playing "Never Have I Ever" with her and her friends:

• If you ever have a chance to play "Never Have I Ever" with someone you like, don't. You find out stuff you NEVER wanted to know about them. Never have I ever had sex with three guys in a car. "Wait, is it JUST cars or like, trucks and stuff?" Never have I ever thought about having crazy sex with my boyfriend. "*Keeps finger up* HAHA! Cody, you ain't getting none of this. I hooked up with a black guy and you're white. You'd be like the little train who couldn't."

          The rest of these are just regular jokes I've come up with when I wasn't doing your mom:

• Looks like Alaska is going to have a rise in STDs! (If you get it, good for you. Keep your mouth shut)
• If Antoine Dodson can get famous from being on the local news, then I should be famous RIGHT NOW. I have freaking talent. I should be stealing Selena Gomez's virginity, not sitting on the couch, trying to make a bunch of people who think I'm a jerk laugh. Oh, the reason I said Selena Gomez and not Miley Cyrus was because I'm sure someone has already beaten me to the punch on that one.
• The video of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong is actually a sex tape. It isn't a bong, it's Lady Gaga's disco stick.
• If you're sixteen and you're in Boy Scouts. You're gay. Plain as that. Being a teenager in Boy Scouts is the equivalent of making out with a dude. 
• If a girl asks me if I'm gay, I'm going to say yes and see just how many sexy sleepovers and midnight hot tub parties I can get out of it. "Cody, I don't think I'd be any good at sex." Weeelllll, if you reeaaalllllyyyy want to, we can do it and I'll tell you if you are or not. "Aww, that's so sweet. Do you wa-" LET'S DO IT NOW!.....um, gurrrrllll. 
•  "Stockings ripped all up the side." Oh no! That means your presents from Santa will fall out! 
• Gay people, if you get offended at any jokes I say about you, just realize they're freakin' jokes. If you can take a dick in the back door, then you can take a joke. 
• Telling a girl you masturbate while thinking of her is like being the best accordion player in the world: that’s good for you and all, but it makes people think you’re weird.
• Geometry is like making love; I have absolutely no idea how to do it. I just nod my head if someone asks if I get it and hope they don’t ask me to go into detail.

Oh, here's a picture of Katy Perry.