You people don't care about my emotional state. Right? Right. Neither do I. Let's do this:
- The music video for "Love Like Woe" looks like a brothel ran by Nevershoutnever.
- Snookie was in the ball that was dropped for the MTV New Year's Eve Ball Drop. "That's not the biggest thing she's gone down on." Said the Situation.
- I'd like to be a black guy for a day, or maybe a week. I'd expect you'd have to spend the first few days trying to walk without tripping over your dick..
- "We women are proud! We are equal to men! We take pride in our feminism!" Yeah, lucky you. You can't eat without hating yourself.
- New party trick: Itching powder in a condom.
- To do this is a New Year's resolution for me.
- Facebook is like prison, you get poked by people you don't know.
- I'm trying to think of a joke about Edward and Bella's period. I'll get back to you on that.
- Since Edward is technically dead, does that mean he can't get hard?
- That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a girl and says "I'd hit that"
The Chris Brown one made the whole thing good.
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