Let's see, I have...16 followers on this blog.
That is HORSE SHIT.
At least I don't bitch and moan all time...oh wait, if I did, I'd have more followers.
Sorry, I'm on my period...(Yeah, like that makes up for being a dick to everyone.)
Take the hint, ladies.
- Hitler holocausted himself in the end...
- Yes, I'm a virgin. I blame my sense of humor. Apparently hot girls don't like AIDs jokes because it hits too close to their inner circle...(Psst, hot girls have gay friends)
- I hate Mother's Day. You want me to get you a gift for getting pregnant? Okay, well I guess I'm going to have to get half the girls at LE some stupid card I picked up at 9:00 last night.
- This isn't a joke, but I just gotta say it. No one cares about your fucking party. The whole place will probably be AIDs infested.
- A friend of mine told me one of the definitions of "Rape" is "poking." Which got me thinking....we've been having rape wars on Facebook for years. People have logged on to their profile to find that I've raped them, then they rape me back. "Rape Wars," it sounds like one of those stupid Facebook app requests that all your dumbass friends send you.
- If any older ladies who wanna sleep with me are reading this, then I say "live your dream!" If statutory rape isn't your thing, then maybe molestation is! C'mon! break a few laws. Wouldn't be the first secret I've kept....Boy scout camp 2010. I know what you're thinking, "Cody, that is awfully recent!" I know...I'm a such a sucker for candy.
- It's weird how older men have to take pills to be able to have a sexual experience. I take pills just to forget some of mine.
- The only time Amy Winehouse took just one hit of anything was the #1 spot on the music charts.
