Beliebers Be Trippin'

Teresa TrainingBra here decided she wanted to show her love for her favorite pre-pubescent pop star, Justin Bieber, by carving "JB i love" into her skin, which I assume has never been touched by the opposite sex. Let's examine this photo, shall we? 

• Better break out that razor again, Teresa, looks like someone forgot to capitalize "I" in their scenie weenie expression of obsession! Maybe you would've gotten it right the first cut around if you paid attention in your remedial English class!
• Wtf is that junk in the bin? Looks like a pair of blue, knock-off Ray Bans. Someone is stylish!
• Notice the dust pan. For someone who a OCD neat freak, they sure can't cut a straight line.
• She's going to regret this when she grows up gets marri- PAHAHAHAH! No, she isn't going to get married. But all her cats she's gonna own are gonna be like "Mr. Whiskers, wtf is that on her arm?"
• We don't need people like this in the world. We really don't. All of you are like "Yeah, because she's crazy to do that to herself because of a singer." No. That's not it at all. She didn't even spell out his full name. I don't like people who half-ass stuff. She could have started at the shoulder and spelled out his full name. Don't do something if you're not gonna do it right. 
• Why couldn't she be psycho over someone with a longer name? Ya know, someone who would get her closer to the larger vein? Zach Galifianakis, perhaps.