G6's are Fly Like me

This is just a collection of some of my favorite jokes I've posted.

• They say guys think with their dick. Will you blow my mind?
• "Stockings ripped all up the side." Oh no! That means your presents from Santa will fall out! 
• Telling a girl you masturbate while thinking of her is like being the best accordion player in the world: that’s good for you and all, but it makes people think you’re weird.
• Geometry is like making love; I have absolutely no idea how to do it. I just nod my head if someone asks if I get it and hope they don’t ask me to go into detail.
• "Anime Club" and "Abstinence Club" are actually the same thing.
• If you're really quiet at midnight, you might just hear Tiger Woods digging himself into a deeper hole. (Translate that into whatever you may.)
• The band kids breed like freakin' rabbits. I see a new pale, yet somehow sexually active band junkie every day.
• “Me and ****** just broke up” I CALL SLOPPY SECONDS!!
• I expect that getting the news that you're adopted isn't so bad when you're from Georgia. "I'm adopted?! Dern, this is my lucky day, bo! This means that me and Sissy ain't going to hell for what we've been doing in the pick-up!"
• Girls, I know you like a guy in uniform. But if that uniform is a white polo shirt and khakis, then you're barking up the wrong tree.
• "Whore" and "female LE freshman" actually mean the same thing.
• If a girl asks me if I'm gay, I'm going to say yes and see just how many sexy sleepovers and midnight hot tub parties I can get out of it. "Cody, I don't think I'd be any good at sex." Weeelllll, if you reeaaalllllyyyy want to, we can do it and I'll tell you if you are or not. "Aww, that's so sweet. Do you wa-" LET'S DO IT NOW!.....um, gurrrrllll. 
• Thank You, God, for vaginas. I've heard they're pretty awesome.