My Hipster History Teacher

Let's see how close I can get to fire without getting burned.

(Just remember that these are all jokes, I love all....most....a lot....some of you guys)

• "Look at this queer right here" Said every redneck I've ever encountered.
• Dang, LE kids and Camden kids are mixing in more than Tiger Woods' children.
• That joke was funny 'cause one school is white and the other is black just like Tiger Woods and his ex wife.
• Do you know how hard it is to scrape a freshman off your shoe?
• The 600 hall reminds me of Munchkin Land in The Wizard of Oz, except it's a lot gayer.
• "Whore" and "female LE freshman" actually mean the same thing.
• I don't think I gotta mention her name, but we all know of the LE Cougar. The chick who preys on the freshmen boys. Good God, she chases them down like a black guy chases down a red head.
• If you are under 5 1/2 ft and have a penis, then the LE Cougar is probably outside your window or stalking you on Myspace (HA!).
• Do you get why I'm doing this blog? It's not because I want you people to laugh, it's because I want to impress Michael enough that he'll let me have his sloppy seconds. (This joke is called "This could either go really well or get me killed and then have a song written about my death")
• Are you a girl? "Yes" Do you go to LE? "Yes" When are you due?
• I don't have to pray for a girl's baby to be black every night because I'm a virgin by choice....well, not by my own choice.
• That joke alluded to LE because it dealt with pregnant hoes. It also implies that I want to do away with the last part of that joke... 
• "Demons in the front, let me hear you grunt!" UUUUHHHHH! *Other moaning sounds*
• Black people, I now know how it feels to be the minority. Now I know why you hate us crackas. I ride the bus, being the minority is scary both mentally and sexually.
• You licked the floor on the 200 Hall?! How long until the full blown AIDs kick in?

I made up a rap:

So many rappers but ain't one of them like K-Flum

Eat your Wheaties and your Branflakes

If you don't, you better pull out before it's too late

He can do some damage, more than just a bump;

C*m